Live to Love

Christopher. Chris. Papi Chulo.

21. Southern Methodist University.

Advertising Major

Jersey Boy living in Texas.

Here's my schedule:

Magarita Mondays. Tipsy Tuesdays. Wine Wednesdays. Thirsty Thursdays. Fucked Up Fridays. Shwasted Saturdays. Sunday Funday.



worthlessand-weak:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life


Too drunk let’s hope I make it alive


savvyifyanasty:

lewd-acts:

FAVORITE BOTTOM EVER

> so damn good!

(Source: nerdnawesome)


bullied:

maybe ur dick is so small because you shoved 2/3 of it into your personality

(Source: bullied)


leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?


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